N.S.T.P. GROUP.

"We TRAINED, We TRAINED, With the N.S.T.P. Won't QUIT, Won't TIRED, With the N.S.T.P.[F.E.U.-C.T. W./E.A.C.]"

I am MELVIN BAUTISTA PARINGIT.
I am VIRGO.
I am private person, but i don't think people really know me.
i am cute patient, family oriented, loyal and respectful.
I can also be FORGIVING.

I love listening to music, watching movies on DVD, play guitar, play organ, surfing the net and also I love sleeping.

I am happiest when I go out at night and when I am sleeping.
I'm not so much into the physical aspects; I go beyond, I'm interested in the inner self.

People mistake my shyness for snobbishness, but when you get to know me, you will see that I'm really a nice guy. I DON'T OPEN UP EASILY. It takes time before I really warm up to people, especially STRANGERS.

I like to think that I am a nice person, that I haven't offended and I don't offend anybody. I don't step on other's PEOPLE'S TOES. I follow the GOLDEN RULE. I believe in the LAW OF KARMA.

I pray before I go to sleep not only for my self but for other people, includung those who think ill of me so they will be ENLIGHTENED.

I am just a regular guy..

Am i vain?? NO, I'm not, although a lot of people think that I am.
Honestly, I do find my self good-looking but not very atractive..ha, ha, ha,!.
I don't think there's anything special about me except my INFECTIOUS CUTENESS..??..ha, ha, ha,!.

I am a WORRIER. YES, I worry about a lot of things, about everything! I can be PESSIMISTIC and I'm trying hard to change that attitude. It's not good. Isn't?.

My personality is not that good. Some may love me but some may hate me. Behind of this statement, I still love the way I am, because I don't want to pretend as someone just to flatter anyone. I'm just MHEL, I'm not perfect, at least not fake.!

I am what I am.
I am CHRISTIAN.
I am MELVIN BAUTISTA PARINGIT.

T-shirt humor

I’m running out of places to hide the bodies! Don’t piss me off...

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential.

You'll always be my best friend, you know too much!

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

SOME FUNNY QUOTATIONS..

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. Carl Gustav Jung

It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them. Alfred Adler

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. Brendan Gill

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. Benny Hill

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. Albert Einstein

Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercouse, yet he has left it out of his heaven. Mark Twain

As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take the course he will. He will be sure to repent. Socrates

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. Helen Rowland

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce. Don Quinn

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. Mae West

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Oscar Wilde

My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough. Lao Tsu

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs painting. Billy Rose

A rich man's joke is always funny. Proverb

Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river. Cordel Hull

When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes. Dylan Thomas

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Winston Churchill

Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance. William Shakespeare

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. Oscar Wilde

There are three faithful friends—an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. Benjamin Franklin

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. Oscar Wilde

I can resist everything except temptation. Oscar Wilde

To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times. Mark Twain

A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking. Arthur Block

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. Albert Einstein

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. Franklin P. Jones

What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary. Richard Harkness

Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. Benito Mussolini

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate
it. Franklin P. Jones

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should
have been more specific. -- Jane Wagner

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. Oscar Wilde

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because
I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown

Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a mistake
when you make it again. F. P. Jones

"Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of life?' or
'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever say 'Socrates
hemlock is poison.'???????" Socrates right before his death

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we
didn't. Erica Jong

The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is
generally employed only by small children and large nations. David Friedman

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. W. C. Fields

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new
discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...' Isaac Asimov

ROMANTIC QUOTATIONS

• "Love is born of faith, Lives on hope, And dies of charity." - Author Unknown

• "I don't want to live-- I want to love first, And live incidentally."

  - Zelda Fitzgerald, letter to F. Scott Fitzgerald, 1919

• "It is better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

• "The sound of a kiss is not so loud as a cannon, But its echo lasts a great deal longer!" - Author Unknown

• "When you realize you want to spend The rest of your life with somebody, You want the rest of your life To start as soon as possible." When Harry Met Sally (Movie)

• "Love is something eternal, The aspect may change, But not the essence." - Vincent Van Gogh

• "The heart has its reasons, Where of reason knows nothing." - Pascal

• "All's fair in love and war." - Francis Edward Smedley

• "Follow your own heart, Not others." - Author Unknown

• "To love is not to look at one another, But to look together in the same direction." - Antoine de Saint (Exupery)

• "A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; A woman loses hers after four kisses." - H.L. Mencken

• "Love cures people -- Both the ones who give it And the ones who receive it." - Dr. Karl Menninger

• "If you love someone you say it, You say it right then, out loud, Or the moment just passes you by." - My Best Friend's Wedding (movie)

• "No man is truly married Until he understands Every word his wife is NOT saying." - Author Unknown
  

• "You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved,

And you will never understand what pain really is Until you have lost it." - Author Unknown

• "This thing and you shall never part, For the gift I give you, is all of my heart." - Author Unknown
  

• "A life’s worth, in the end, isn’t measured in hours, or dollars. It’s measured by the amount of love exchanged along the way." - Douglas C. Means

• "When travelling the path of life, and finding love along the way, Everything looks new and different. Little do you know it is the same old landscape you used to see all of the time; Love has just given you new eyes."
  
  

• "The essential sadness is to go through life without loving. But it would be almost equally sad to leave this world Without ever telling those you loved that you love them." - Author Unknown
  
  

• "For hearing my thoughts, understanding my dreams and being my best friend... For filling my life with joy and loving me without end... I do." - Author Unknown

• "Love is an irresistible desire, To be irresistibly desired." - Robert Frost

• "It's not that I can't live without you, It's that I don't even want to try." - Source Unknown

• "Man's love is of man's life a part; It is woman's whole existence!" - Lord Byron

• "If the sun should refuse to rise And the moon doesn't hang in the night

The tides won't change, seasons rearrange When the world is through I will still love you."

- From the song "Still" sang by 98 Degrees

• "The heart wants what it wants.... There's no logic to those things." - Woody Allen

• "I know there's other fish in the sea, But I lost my pole when the last one got away from me."

Royal Rangers - "Out to Sea"

• "I'm sorry I can't go any further with you And tonight may be a night I'll regret. But I'm already somebody's lover, He just hasn't found me yet."- From a song by Lila McCann (country singer)

• "Fear? What is there to fear in love? Love is the very reason we live. To fear love is to lose all sense of living, And if we cannot love, then why have we been put here? Fearing love is like being afraid of breathing. It's not something to be scared of. It's something so natural that no one can resist."

- Tyler's speech from "A Heartbeat Away" An orignal Story

• "Love is a hidden fire, A pleasant sore, A delicious poison, A delectable pain, An agreeable torment, A sweet and throbbing wound, A gentle death." - Fernando de Pujas

• "I look at you looking at me, Now I know why the best things are free, How you've changed my world You'll never know, I'm different now, You've helped me grow."

- Angel of Mine, a song by Monica

• "Of what does a true kiss consist? Ambrosia on which gods subsist, Tremendous heat which sun can't give, God's heaven in one moment lived."

- From "Composition Of A Kiss" by Abelardo Subido

• "At the first kiss I felt something melt inside me that hurt in an exquisite way. All my longings, all my dreams and sweet anguish, All the secrets that slept deep within me came awake, Everything was transformed and enchanted, everything made sense."

Herman Hesse, Narcissus and Goldmund

• "When it's cold & dark at night, And we're alone together, I long to take you in my arms, And cuddle you forever."- Purple Ronnie

• "And you learn that love, true love, Always has joys and sorrow, Seems ever present, Yet is never quite the same, Becoming more than love and less than love, So difficult to define. And you learn that through it all, You really can endure, That you really are strong, That you do have value." - A friend's Poem

• "Unless it's mad, passionate, Extraordinary love, It's a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life Love shouldn't be one of them." Movie: Dream for an Insomniac

• "Love is an endless act of forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit."- Peter Ustinov

• "The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; There ought to be as many for love!" - Margaret Atwood

• "Love is like an hourglass with the heart filling up as the brain empties." - Jules Renard

• "Never close your lips to those Whom you have opened your heart." - Charles Dickens